The perfect present for the walt in your life - The Official ARRSE Guide to the British Army, by Major Des Astor

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What ARRSErs are saying about The Official ARRSE Guide to the British Army

"fecking hilarious" - Auld-Yin

"An essential addition to any Mess library, it is destined to become the go-to reference book for filling out subbies' essays with meaningless, yet usefully lengthy, quotes. 4 Mr Mushroom Heads. - Captain Crusty

"4 Mr Mushroom Heads? Cheeky c--t: It's easily worth 6. That's your OJAR f----d mate..." - Maj Des Astor
"Paid for mine months ago, not arrived, should I start pestering amazon?" - SLUDGE

"It's not out until next week, thicko." - The Snail

UPDATE: Major Des Astor's Official Arrse Guide to the British Army is now available from all discerning outlets, including Amazon UK and Waterstone's (ONLINE and IN STORE).

BAFF gets a mention - but in a good way - as does the Service Voting Campaign.

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